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Here at UnderGoos we all have our own preferences, but basically we all agree that a simple design, some nice bright colours and making them easy to use are the most important things

 		  Larrys Preferences
Larry likes anything that shows off a womans shirt potatoes to best advantage. His superb but minimalist Larry Rollerblading Outfit remains his personal favourite but he also appreciates the Mountain View Range and is a frequent visitor to the Labs which he likes to take for long walks over the hills with his binoculars where there's a great view of the ladies fitting rooms from the popular Pervs Peak.

Sergeys Preferences
Sergey likes red. 

Erics Preferences
 Eric, being older, is a keen proponent of our NadScents range (Y-Fronts for the elderly gentleman) which we hope to launch in the spring and which is currently being tested at the 'Plex home for Retired Geeks (population; 3, who we didn't manage to get rid of in time) in Eastbourne. 

More about the NadScents Range (beta)
These revolutionary underpants combine the benefits of absorbency, a choice of attractive fragrances, quick release velcro and style into one package and also contain a light activated alarm system to warn the wearer if they forget to pull up their trousers before leaving the bathroom. 

Available in a variety of colours, sizes and olfactory strengths the NadScents will be heavily advertised and will be automatically dispatched to any user pressing the 'Richard and Judy' button on their TV remote control.

Your own Preferences
Here at UnderGoos we're happy to set your preferences for you. Building on the success of the hugely popular toolbar recently launched by our search division we will be adding our own helpful links from sites all over the net from each letter 'y', any mention of the word Goos (our stemming technology will enable us to link from goose, goobers and mongooses amongst other words which should help us attract a diverse customer base) and each time the word Supercalifragilisticexpialidoceous appears (no one else wanted to buy that one so we thought we'd make use of it).


'the boys' model the NadScents Range on a recent staff outing

This parody has been brought to you by the letters s,e,a,r,c,h,g,u,i,l,d and the number 666.
(just to make it really clear for the comically challenged this is a parody site - it's April 1st - but if you're wanting a pair of those pants Larry just drop us a line)