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UnderGoos will be advertised widely via international press, TV and poster campaigns. We expect our most successful campaigns though to be those where we send our experienced team of crack leaflet-dispensers to demonstrate the UnderGoos product while handing out leaflets and discount vouchers. You can see them in action below at a recent 'Plex party. |
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Advertisers It's a bit tricky to be honest, we have some ads down the side of the site and stuff but we're working on way to make more from it. We were wondering about sublimal advertising, flashing quick messages of benefit to our site visitors in front of their eyes. We think UnderGoos might be well suited to that and we'll be trialing it with some especially selected partners shortly. Our solicitors have said that quick flashes cannot be prosecuted under indecency laws so we should be fine.... For Publishers In line with our UnderGoos focus we will be looking to GooSense primarily on body parts. This is getting really cheap on e-bay now so we reckon we can probably get a few good sites for a small premium, on a CPD (cost per drool) basis. To apply send us a picture of the body part you have available, details of exposure and the number of visitors that would be expected to visit that particular body part per day. Ads may not be displayed on body parts grown only for displaying GooSense and no competitor ads may be shown on adjacent body parts. Touching of your own body parts may result in blindness. And disqualification from GooSense. |
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This has proved popular at various SES conferences and we're confident that it will also work well for us. |
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