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your Comfort Maximise your comfort and user experience with UnderGoos. Our staff aren't shy, even Sergey's been trying out both the mens and ladies ranges. Google has spotted a chance to bring our unique innovation to yet another underserved market. Just like our original motto "Just search", everything we do at UnderGoos is "Just pants" (yes, we know that's not strictly true but it's an ethos thing). All of our underwear was carefully selected using PageRank(TM) (a uniquely democratic measure of how attractive Larry finds the model wearing them). UnderGoos unique solutions help to organize the world's sock drawers Ever wondered why you always get an odd sock out of the wash? So have we but have you ever wondered why nobody sells odd socks to make up the set? We did. At UnderGoos you can buy our unique "Odd Socks" (available in packets of two) to solve problems such as this. |
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Embarrassment Bachelor parties, standing over airvents wearing floaty white dresses, being tied to a railway line by a cartoon character; if you think about it there are a million ways to be embarrassed by that underwear you bought from Marks and Spencer. With cool and stylish UnderGoos on you'll be positively skipping down bus lanes in the hope of having the opportunity to show off your new purchase. Heck, you'll probably end up auditioning for a part on one of those hospital dramas. Our Unique VPL Our VPL is carefully worked out to ensure that the most representative PL's are the most prominent. It takes into account more than 100 different factors including wobbliness, cellulite and UnderGoo tightness to uniquely rank each sight dependent upon the exact match you're looking for. |
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